Category Archives: Photo Captions

“I like big books! No, wait. I said that wrong. I meant, I like big boobs!”

“How long will this take before we sleep together?”

“It’s a grey hooded sweatshirt. I hope you don’t already have one.”

“Just imagine all the data that could be stored in these clouds.”

“It’s empty inside! Like my soul.”

“Actually, on second thought, just give my coat to Tara.”