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“According to my research team, 3 out of 4 children love me!”

Tara. is. so. dead.

“Just wait ’til you try this with anchovies!”

“Only the April fresh smell of Snuggle-brand fabric softener can replace my missing husband.”

“Everybody stay clear. Ali’s on the way!”