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Translation: I will eat your heart out.

Authorities say he’s considered charmed and dangerous.

“Was she as hot as Jill back in ’85?!”

“But, anytime you want me to babysit your kids, I totally owe you one!”

“Just wait until he sees all of the timeshares I bought with his credit card.”

“But, what if he’s… poor?! Ewww!”