Category Archives: Photo Captions

“Is it too late to say yes to Disneyland?”

“I miss the way you chloroform me, baby!”

“They’re getting older now. Soon they’ll be too big to send away!”

“But I still have a credit card!”

She said she wanted something that really ties the outfit together.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Your Dad is scary, But I still love you.