Category Archives: Photo Captions

He thinks she’s a keeper!

This moment has been brought to you by Katherine’s teacup.

“He loves me. He loves me not as much as Nikki.”

♪ “Rollin’ down the street smokin’ indo, sippin’ on gin and juice. Laid back (with my mind on my money and my money on my mind).”♫

“Well, at least I wasn’t humiliated in front of my friends and family. Oh, wait…”

“Can somebody please call Mr. Newman? His sperm is on fire again!”