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“Oh, it was amazing! You guys really should have seen it.”

“Wait. Is this because of that time I accidentally used your toothbrush?”

“No, thanks. I just spoke to my doctor about Kyle-B-Gone. It should clear up my mild-to-moderate Kyle problem in just 4 to 6 weeks.”

“Ok, but can I still take my pants off?”

“… but our salads are getting cold.”

“Oh, sorry, I gotta go. Victoria is bored by this phone call.”