Category Archives: Photo Captions

“Also, I don’t know if I mentioned this, but… the couch is Italian velvet.”

Man or wallpaper sample? You decide.

“Is this the part where we pretend we didn’t see anything?”

“I have one on every continent.”

“If I had known this was a date, I would have worn a different tie.”

“Wow! Mom likes it… but she also liked my middle school poetry.”