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“I’ll just hang two of them from my horns…”

Coincidentally, this is how Michael has felt about everything everyone has told him over the past 5 years.

“Just make sure everyone knows I built it from the ground up. You got that?”

“Babe, your tight leather pants game is stronger than ever!”

“Dad?” “Son?”

“The Empty Glass? Oh yeah, I’ve been going there since the 90’s!”