Category Archives: Photo Captions

“My interests include: giving Swedish massage, making Swedish meatballs, and… fish.”

“I want to rip into you, but I don’t think I could tear through your athletic wear.”

“It’s like when you’re watching a TV show, and they suddenly fire the actor!”

“… and then, there was this time, when Faith puked, and a chili bean came out her nose. It was HILARIOUS!”

“Ok, I’ve got ginger ale, gingersnaps, and I’m building a gingerbread house in the kitchen.”