Category Archives: Photo Captions

“Shhh! Now would be the perfect time to steal his company! No, wait, sorry. Never mind. I got confused.”

“Great! Another selfie. This is only my 29th one of the day!”

“Ok, ok! I’ll stop making fun of your hair.”

“I shaved my armpits for this joke!”

“Don’t just stand there, let’s get to it. Strike a pose, there’s nothing to it. Vogue.”

“Calvin WHO?!”