“Who’s the smoothest man of all?”
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Tessa, blink once if you’re being held hostage!
“I’m fine! Totally fine! Can’t you tell?”
“Reminds me of mom’s relationships: Eventually, they all crash and burn.”
Michael: “Yeah, but did they order the langosta with avocado like I suggested?!”
“Usually the headache comes BEFORE the sex!”







