Category Archives: Photo Captions

“You got any classy stuff back there? Maybe something to match my leopard print?”

“Mommmy!!! She touching my special area!”

“Tell me something BAD you’ve done lately.”

“Esther, I’ve brought you to this hotel room because… I want to make love to you. No, I’m just kidding. Your daughter’s not dead anymore.”

“They really should have posted a sign or something!”

“You’re going DOWN!”