Category Archives: Photo Captions

“One day, when you’re older, you’ll understand… why I love trains.”

“It also says here, you once invested heavily in Beanie Babies.”

“SOME PEOPLE just have too much damn money!”

“This isn’t breakfast… it’s a commitment.”

“Uh oh… she’s loading the drama cannon.”

“Also, I don’t know if I mentioned this, but… the couch is Italian velvet.”