Category Archives: Photo Captions

♪ “Rollin’ down the street smokin’ indo, sippin’ on gin and juice. Laid back (with my mind on my money and my money on my mind).”♫

“Well, at least I wasn’t humiliated in front of my friends and family. Oh, wait…”

“Can somebody please call Mr. Newman? His sperm is on fire again!”

“Wow! Check out my pocket calculator. Isn’t it awesome?!”

“Yes, dear… You’re a real catch.”