Category Archives: Photo Captions

“I’ll save you the trouble of opening it. It’s vodka.”

Will it be eaten? Will it be tossed? Tune in tomorrow for “The Young and the Hungry”.

“I’d like to come home, but this wavy wall is giving me motion sickness.”

“Mmmm, yes. Smells like booze.”

“Ahem! My toenails aren’t just going to pain themselves…”

“Did somebody order a full-bodied red?”