Category Archives: Photo Captions

“Not now, Dad. I’m living in a hotel, and I’m all out of fresh socks.”

“You will accept my help, young lady, or there will be no cell phone for a week!”

“What a coincidence, I have a package for you too!”

“Dear Lord, please blow up thy holy matrimony, so that we might score the leftovers!”

“On the plus side, I’ve got this awesome hickey!”