Category Archives: Photo Captions

“Yeah, this bridesmaids dress would be great… for a CLOWN WEDDING”.

“If I do this right, you’re gonna feel it in the crotch”.

Let’s pretend it’s Reed at his boarding school music recital.

“Become a lawyer, they said. It’ll be a great job, they said.”

“These are mine. You can’t have them.”

“So, bridge club meets at 8?”