“This ice cream reminds me of Chelsea: Gone before I got any.”
Category Archives: Photo Captions
10
Dec
Dec
“Hey, you can’t make an omelet without breaking some eggs with a hammer, and then pulverizing them in a blender, and then setting them on fire. I mean, come on…”
06
Dec
Dec
“Just on my way to deliver these pearls to the less fortunate.”
06
Dec
Dec
“You’re fired. Pack up your desk and hand me your badge.”
05
Dec
Dec
Why isn’t Devon more concerned about the dozen spiders crawling on his napkin?!