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“Kyle, go fetch Theo a bathrobe and some slippers!”

“The surprise is: We’re going to drive you out into the middle of the woods to interrogate you, then leave you there in the freezing forest. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!”

“Woah! This thing still works?!”

“Sorry, my shoulder is undressing itself.”

Make no mistake: She is silently judging you!