Category Archives: Photo Captions

“Let’s chat, have some coffee, maybe go for a drive…”

“I don’t want to ruin the moment, but weren’t my Mom and Dad in this tent getting a couple’s massage last night?!”

“Ah, there’s nothing we love more than a massage in a public place…”

“Yeah, this bridesmaids dress would be great… for a CLOWN WEDDING”.

“If I do this right, you’re gonna feel it in the crotch”.

Let’s pretend it’s Reed at his boarding school music recital.