Category Archives: Photo Captions

“Wait, am I breaking balls? Or tripping balls? I don’t know anymore!”

“What could go wrong, except everything! Wooooo!”

Grandmas always got the hook up!

“Shhh! Now would be the perfect time to steal his company! No, wait, sorry. Never mind. I got confused.”

“Great! Another selfie. This is only my 29th one of the day!”