Category Archives: Photo Captions

Somewhere there’s a tiki bar wondering where its manager went.

Only in soaps do panic attacks come with a shirtless hunk.

“Just a mysterious knife I found on a bookshelf. Nooo, nothing weird here.”

“We’re just standing here… in formation… for no reason… definitely not listening.”

“Back in my day we used real currency… and socks.”

“I’d offer you a glass, but we don’t have any.”