Category Archives: Photo Captions

“I will call her George, and I will hug her, and pet her, and squeeeeeze her!”

“November sweeps. Only one of you comes out alive!”

“I just gave away a half billion of these.”

“… and I even get to keep my legs!”

“Fires like this are usually caused by little old ladies.”

“Noah pushed for LED lamps, but I say “kerosene, all the way!””