“Mikey, I like my martinis how I like my men: terrified of me.”
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“Victor, do you want to split this Hot Pocket with me?”
“Abby is SO irritating. I’m glad she’s still in Paris. Wait, she’s standing right behind me, isn’t she?”
“Aw, what’s this? A ‘Best Boss Ever’ letter?”
Two dozen donuts, and Ashley took the only chocolate glaze.






