Category Archives: Photo Captions

“If I had known this was a date, I would have worn a different tie.”

“Wow! Mom likes it… but she also liked my middle school poetry.”

“They’ll miss me most when they need someone rational.”

“What can I say? I have a train on every continent, and a deal at every depot.”

“On the house… just don’t tell Sharon!”

“Most Grandpas manage their cholesterol. Mine manages my love life!”