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“Try not to kill it the way you killed Heather!”

“I have a lock of YOUR hair too!”

“I would tell you a vampire joke, but it would suck.”

“Razor blade; Poison apple; Brussels sprouts. Ah, this town is so WEIRD!”

“Maybe I’d be more comfortable in the trunk.”

“Don’t worry, son. Some day, you’ll grow up to be a soap hunk.”