Category Archives: Photo Captions

“I tied this bow tie from the ground up!”

“… but are you sure the face don’t wanna hear it?”

“Try not to kill it the way you killed Heather!”

“I have a lock of YOUR hair too!”

“I would tell you a vampire joke, but it would suck.”

“Razor blade; Poison apple; Brussels sprouts. Ah, this town is so WEIRD!”