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“I hear what you’re saying, but have you considered becoming a pirate?”

“I made the quiche with real cuckoo eggs!”

“I was just hoping you’d dropped off the face of the earth.”

“I don’t always order whiskey. Sometimes I just hold it for the aesthetic.”

“Ok, but just to be clear, this office is NOT on wheels?”

“I haven’t eaten in 20 years, and I am certainly NOT going to start now!”