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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
5 years ago

1) Chance: “Unfortunately Abby there is one thing I can not do and that is log on to YRChat because I am a robot.”

2) Abby: “This portrait perfectly encapsulates the intensity of our romance. If it were ever more frigid I would be frozen solid here on the pavement.”

3) Chance: “Ever since you revealed your devilish plan of removing Phyllis I find you irresistible. By the way, while we are at it, would it bother you if I were to ask for a spanking?”

Lisa
Lisa
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5 years ago

How about “I wonder if I never get second dates because I show absolutely no skin on first dates?” I liked the dress but it was not very enticing for a first date.