“I’m putting “date” in quotes, because I’m 90% terrified of you.”
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Zoperxplex
5 years ago
1) Phyllis: “Chance air quotation marks were cute when Dr. Evil wanted to rob Austin Powers of his ‘mojo’. It is not so cute when it comes to the question of whether you want to lose your virginity or not.”
2) Chance: “With incisors the size of snake fangs it’s no wonder why you’re afraid to go out in the sunlight.”
3) Phyllis: “If this is your idea of a dress rehearsal of what you normally do on a date don’t expect me to hang out the welcome home mat.”
1) Phyllis: “Chance air quotation marks were cute when Dr. Evil wanted to rob Austin Powers of his ‘mojo’. It is not so cute when it comes to the question of whether you want to lose your virginity or not.”
2) Chance: “With incisors the size of snake fangs it’s no wonder why you’re afraid to go out in the sunlight.”
3) Phyllis: “If this is your idea of a dress rehearsal of what you normally do on a date don’t expect me to hang out the welcome home mat.”