“Yeah, I took out the criminal with one punch. But, my hair’s pretty messed up now, so I’m gonna need to schedule an appointment to get it fixed. Can you squeeze me in later today, or…?”
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1) Chance: “Yes, that’s right. I was the one who personally neutralized the hostage crisis at the Grand Phoenix….what….really….yippee! Guest what Adam, I’m going to appear on Oprah.” 2) Chance: “To tell you the truth I was completely unaware there was a hostage crisis going on. I just happened to see the guy for the first time and then I punched him. It was a reflex reaction that I requires medical attention.” 3) Chance: “Sorry, I can’t answer questions right now, I’ve got Phyllis, Abby, Sharon, Summer, Ashley, Traci, Lola, Victoria, Mariah, Tessa, Nikki and Dina all waiting just outside… Read more »