Chance texts Abby from the ceiling

1) Chance: “If only the taxpayers knew how much time we federal civil servants waste on playing Donkey Kong.”

2) Chance: “Snaking my way through hidden crevices in people’s homes; utilizing electronic appliances to spy on their most private activities; sigh, this is what happens when you have absolutely no sex life.”

3) Chance: “Jesus Christ Phyllis! I’m on a rescue mission! Yes, you showing me THAT is VERY distracting!”