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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
5 years ago

1) Rey: “The good news is that you will be able to walk again. The bad news is that Genoa City is seriously lacking in specialists in penile replacement surgery.”

2) Rey: “The doctors say you will live but the only way your libido can be repaired is through 24 hours a day therapy for the next ten weeks.”

Chance: “Hey, where is the shooter? I want to pin a medal on his chest.”

3) Rey: “Great news! They say you will live.”

Chance: “‘Great news’? Have you seen all the paperwork for workman’s compensation?”