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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
3 years ago

1) Chelsea: “What can I say detective? I read somewhere that thallium is good for hair follicles.”

2) Chelsea: “So we’re good, right? What’s a little attempted homicide amongst friends?”

3) Chelsea: “So what if I tried to kill you! You try sitting in a wheelchair pretending to be paralyzed while suffering through a bad case of vaginal yeast infection.”