03 Mar Photo CaptionsChelsea dreams she shot Adam Silly Chelsea! Everyone knows: You can shoot Adam Newman, but you can’t kill him! Have a funny caption or something to say? Share it! Nick warns Jack about Phyllis and Sally Sally gives Jack a wardrobe makeover
1) Chelsea: “I can not only walk but I am rootin’ tootin’ downright shootin’ Annie Oakley Chelsea.” Now dance Sodbuster!”
2) Chelsea: “Say hello to the Church of the 9mm Beretta Adam.”
3) Chelsea: “I always wanted to channel my inner Dirty Harry. Well, do you feel lucky…Punk!”
Exactly! Just ask Chloe—or read her new book—How to Get Away with Attempted Murder.