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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
4 years ago

1) Chelsea: “It wasn’t the fall that gave me a headache it was having to listen to Lily’s nonstop haranguing of Billy’s immaturity.”

2) Chelsea: “I think this is how I got pregnant the first time.”

3) Chelsea: “Well, at least you had the decency of turning the power back on before I needed to take a whizz.”