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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
3 years ago

1) Connor: “Why the surprised look? This was all they had us doing at Summer camp, picking the harvest to sell at the city’s farmer’s market. They told us it will build character.”

2) Connor: “I did this to honor Cesar Chavez and all the exploited, migrant laborers of the United Farmworkers of America.”

3) Adam: “You’ll need to shave off your head to one strand and paint a lightning bolt across the sweater if you hope to land a Charlie Brown impersonation.”