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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
5 years ago

1) Devon: “You were expecting me to pay the bill? News flash, I’ve lost all my money. Oh, and the rent is due this month.”

2) Devon: “Because of the recent economic calamity that you are well aware of from now on we need to purchase all our clothing, like this new jacket, from Goodwill Industries.”

3) Devon: ” Don’t worry about the bill, I have a plan. I have just hired Zoe to spike the drinks with ‘Molly’. When management sees everyone drugged up they will be paying us to keep our mouths shut.”