Whoever let her have the tablet also stole the milk bottles!
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Zoperxplex
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7 years ago
1) Dina: “Ashley how do you stay so young and vivacious at your age?” Ashley: “My secret is a full body transplant. I have an arrangement with a clandestine syndicate dealing in Russian prostitutes. It’s on the web. Let me search it for you.” 2) Dina: “It said here that John was arrested for attempted murder!” Ashley: “Big deal mother! It’s for Victor Newman. You would think that the state would pin a medal on his chest instead.” 3) Dina: “Do you think if I upload my sex tape on the web we might be able to start our own… Read more »
1) Dina: “Ashley how do you stay so young and vivacious at your age?” Ashley: “My secret is a full body transplant. I have an arrangement with a clandestine syndicate dealing in Russian prostitutes. It’s on the web. Let me search it for you.” 2) Dina: “It said here that John was arrested for attempted murder!” Ashley: “Big deal mother! It’s for Victor Newman. You would think that the state would pin a medal on his chest instead.” 3) Dina: “Do you think if I upload my sex tape on the web we might be able to start our own… Read more »