“Would you like to have sex on this cot?” “Yes. Yes, I would.”
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Zoperxplex
4 years ago
1) Elena: “Let’s just ignore the death pangs from patient next door who just O.D.ed.”
Dr. Nate: “Really, I thought I was listening to Barry White music.”
2) Elena: “We will be performing a medical miracle.”
Dr. Nate: “What miracle is that?”
Elena: “We will be the first couple to successfully engage in sexual intercourse fully clothed.”
3) Elena: “I am just trying to complete my quota. In this town if you haven’t slept with every available bachelor you are either gay or on the road to becoming an old cat lady rifling through the city’s trash cans.”
1) Elena: “Let’s just ignore the death pangs from patient next door who just O.D.ed.”
Dr. Nate: “Really, I thought I was listening to Barry White music.”
2) Elena: “We will be performing a medical miracle.”
Dr. Nate: “What miracle is that?”
Elena: “We will be the first couple to successfully engage in sexual intercourse fully clothed.”
3) Elena: “I am just trying to complete my quota. In this town if you haven’t slept with every available bachelor you are either gay or on the road to becoming an old cat lady rifling through the city’s trash cans.”