“Mikey, I like my martinis how I like my men: terrified of me.”
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Zoperxplex
7 years ago
1) JT: “I hope she doesn’t see me then I’ll have to sleep with her in order to prevent Gloria from squealing on me.”
2) Gloria: “Hello, is this the Acme Personal Amusement Company? I want to complain about your JT Replica sex doll. It suddenly entered into its frigid mode.”
3) JT: “I hope Victoria wasn’t kidding me when she said she happens to stock Katie’s diapers behind Jack’s desk.”
1) JT: “I hope she doesn’t see me then I’ll have to sleep with her in order to prevent Gloria from squealing on me.”
2) Gloria: “Hello, is this the Acme Personal Amusement Company? I want to complain about your JT Replica sex doll. It suddenly entered into its frigid mode.”
3) JT: “I hope Victoria wasn’t kidding me when she said she happens to stock Katie’s diapers behind Jack’s desk.”