How Chelsea feels about these drapes

1) Chelsea: “Seriously Adam, with a pattern like this how did you ever expect me to have the drapes match the rug?”

2) Chelsea: “It’s a crank greeting card from Victor saying ”Congratulations, you have just been infected with the coronavirus’.”

3) Chelsea: “One of these days I need to remind myself to send that text to Bret Favre that I have had enough of him sending me emails of his pecker.”