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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
5 years ago

1) Jack: “Don’t worry mom, we promise this time we won’t grab you by the throat and shout ‘Tell us the truth you lascivious old trollop’ like we did the last time.” 2) Jack: “I asked Mrs. Martinez to boil some Camomile Tea but, boy, did that take some doing. First I had to pledge that I was to free Diego, her first born, out from his dungeon cell before the crack of dawn.” 3) Jack: “You should be delighted to learn mother that this is no ordinary tea set. The porcelain of this teapot was harvested from the bones… Read more »