31 Oct Photo CaptionsJack crashes Theo’s party at the Abbott mansion “… and make this young lady put on some clothes. It’s freezing in here. Even my jacket needs a sweater!” Have a funny caption or something to say? Share it! A tale of two Nicks Nikki makes this face
Ali, that’s too funny!
1) Jack: “As I have preached from every pulpit and from every mountaintop: rum and ruination…the Devil’s brew.”
2) Jack: “Apart from all the wanton waste and destruction and the thing I hate the most is that you are getting more action than I am.”
3) Jack: “My weiner stopped working after I realized I couldn’t get aroused by Sharon in Sedona. So what makes you think this will work?”
Zoperxplex, I always enjoy reading your funny comments also