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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
4 years ago

1) Jack: “I would have added more ribs but I ran out of those little, puffy, white hats.”

2) Jack: “Let us all bow our heads down and worship at the altar that is this rack of lamb. I had no idea organic cuisine included slaughtering and gutting the creature as well.”

3) Jack: “I cried and cried my tear ducts dry after poor Barney died-that was until I realized how much a pound of mutton costs.”