“Sure, I wanted him dead… but in the nicest possible way!”
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Zoperxplex
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7 years ago
1) Paul: “I’m arresting you for possession of a fake Walnut Grove Centennial pass. You’re too old to attend this party.”
2) Paul: “Why am I arresting you? Just giving birth to this creep is reason enough.”
3) Paul: “Oh, there must be a misunderstanding. I am not here to arrest anyone. Due to budgetary constraints the Genoa City Police Force is currently being enlisted in the marketing of Wisconsin State Lottery tickets.”
Siobhan
7 years ago
Jack: Oh, please. I’d like to think I’d be A LITTLE more creative.
1) Paul: “I’m arresting you for possession of a fake Walnut Grove Centennial pass. You’re too old to attend this party.”
2) Paul: “Why am I arresting you? Just giving birth to this creep is reason enough.”
3) Paul: “Oh, there must be a misunderstanding. I am not here to arrest anyone. Due to budgetary constraints the Genoa City Police Force is currently being enlisted in the marketing of Wisconsin State Lottery tickets.”
Jack: Oh, please. I’d like to think I’d be A LITTLE more creative.