“…and when was the last time you cleaned your fridge? Hmm? “
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Zoperxplex
5 years ago
1) Jack: “Pay no attention to those stories about us practicing human sacrifices. Those were just malicious rumors concerning policies we abandoned years ago. Like in the eighties.” 2) Jack: “Guess what Theo, the board has decided to accept your latest recommendation. Now I will never have an excuse to leave this chair again since we have decided to convert them all into combination seat/commodes.” 3) Jack: “Don’t worry Theo. After the merry-go-round of C.E.O. switches from me to Ashley to Billy to Kyle then back to me again then Ashley then Traci then Phyllis then me I am sure… Read more »
1) Jack: “Pay no attention to those stories about us practicing human sacrifices. Those were just malicious rumors concerning policies we abandoned years ago. Like in the eighties.” 2) Jack: “Guess what Theo, the board has decided to accept your latest recommendation. Now I will never have an excuse to leave this chair again since we have decided to convert them all into combination seat/commodes.” 3) Jack: “Don’t worry Theo. After the merry-go-round of C.E.O. switches from me to Ashley to Billy to Kyle then back to me again then Ashley then Traci then Phyllis then me I am sure… Read more »
#3 is hilarious…you said it!