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Zoperxplex
6 years ago
1) Jack: “Even now I can not imagine he is gone…wait a minute…whom am I kidding? Ding-dong the witch is dead. Which old witch? The Wicked Witch. Ding-dong the Wicked Witch is dead.”
2) Jack: “And to think of it the worst part is that Phyllis admits even up to the present day that the best sex she ever had was with Marco.”
3) Jack: “Three more shots of this and I can grow the pair I was missing in Sedona.”
1) Jack: “Even now I can not imagine he is gone…wait a minute…whom am I kidding? Ding-dong the witch is dead. Which old witch? The Wicked Witch. Ding-dong the Wicked Witch is dead.”
2) Jack: “And to think of it the worst part is that Phyllis admits even up to the present day that the best sex she ever had was with Marco.”
3) Jack: “Three more shots of this and I can grow the pair I was missing in Sedona.”
Such a freakin’ sentimental sap