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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
5 years ago

1) Jack: “Traci, have I ever described to you the wondrous joys of over prescribed Prozac?”

2) Jack reenacting the expression on his face when he experienced his first high colonic.

3) Jack: “Phyllis wanted to show me her big bone collection. At first I didn’t realized what she was getting at until she gave me a physical demonstration of what she was referring to.”

Ellen
Ellen
Heir Apparent
5 years ago

Preach! I kinda wish Jack and Victor could bury the hatchet and decide to be pals. I want to see them go riding together at the ranch in matching leather jackets—Jack on a white horse, Pops on a black stallion.