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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
5 years ago

1) Chloe: “Ohhhhh, how adorable. It is the same small size as your appendage that got me pregnant.”

2) Kevin: “Just what an expectant mother needs honey, a gift card for an all you can eat buffet at Sizzlers.”

3) Chloe: “I hope it is not the same gift you gave me last year: a 1996 IPod you bought on EBay.”