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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
4 years ago

1) Jack: “Kyle, you can not imagine how proud I am. You see, it wasn’t until now that I have realized you have become a regular chip off the old block.”

2) Jack: “Well that depends: are we talking about Dolly Parton size bazookas or Victoria Newman’s flattered than an NHL ice rink after just being driven over by a Zamboni machine.”

3) Jack: “There is nothing to be ashamed about Kyle. Why, I haven’t been getting any for such a long time that Esther is starting to look good to me.”